Protect the Sanctity of Marriage

By illegalizing divorce. Via boingboing, I saw this. It is most delicious satire. A few key highlights:

People who supported Prop 8 weren't trying to take rights away from gays, they just wanted to protect traditional marriage. That's why I'm confident that they will support this initiative, even though this time it will be their rights that are diminished. To not support it would be hypocritical.

Sometimes other people need to sacrifice in order to protect my ideas about traditional marriage.

I don't want the government teaching my child [divorce] is "cool" or "legally permisable." That's a conversation that should happen in the family. It's the parents' role to teach the kids about reality -- not the state's.